Like piecing together a puzzle, colonizing the Moon can only come if all the pieces are there and in order. One of those pieces is our inability to breathe in space. Now, scientists have arrived at a solution, and with the help of 23 volunteers with 3 weeks to blow it appears that all systems are go.

Click here to read how far we’ve come since we believed in the giant ball of cheese.

Most all of us can relate to the feeling of being outdone by the “better” man or woman in our quest for love. I’m happy that my life didn’t depend on it as it does with some living things.

Click here to read the buzz on bee sex, and how their picky ways may be one of the causes for their declining numbers.

Many would love to point out scientific experiments that have gone wrong to bolster their own opinions about life’s great mysteries, but when scientists freely spill information to bolster the ideals of the stupid, well then we have major problems at hand.

Click here to read how scientists have given Bush and his Blackwater friends a timely departing gift in the form of a reason. That is, a reason to muster a private war in Afghanistan.

We know who the “great mother” was, and we know that her kids went roaming away from home. What we don’t know is why we found them looking all so strangely different. Scientists are now reporting what seems to be the obvious.

Click here to read why roaming Stone-Agers gathered no moss.

Albert Hoffman, the creator of LSD, died on Tuesday at the age of 102. It’s apparent that the acid in his batteries kept him going and going and going.

Click here to read about the man responsible for causing uncontrollable laughter over things like a stucco ceiling, and tree bark.

Some may come but only those that cannot adapt will go. For the creatures new to this planet only time will tell if their adaptations are advantageous… Say that ten times fast.

Click here to read about the new “meek” and their quest to inherit the Earth.

If one day to god is eleven million years to us, I’m afraid I have some bad news. That invisible sky captain is not helping you score goals, nor will it ever care to do anything to stop the genocide in Darfur.

Click here to read why those voices you hear are coming from inside the house.

PETA and pro-life advocates may join hands today when they learn of this – another successful experiment using embryonic stem cells on mice.

Click here to read why the recent news of our lifetime expectancy drop may need to be trashed to the same bin your social security benefits are going.

With marbles like those, who needs brains? Apparently anyone who would edit Darwin’s The Descent of Man to formulate the conclusion that the man who first taught us of our natural ancestry is somehow connected to the Holocaust.

Click here to read why Ben Stein should get out of the science class and go back to being Ferris Bueller’s economics teacher.

Born from the “It’s not going to affect me in my lifetime…” attitude, the people running our nation have come to believe the world is ours to reap, and so our health continues to be exploited as that of our environment worsens.

Click here to see how obvious it is that this nation of squeaky wheels has run out of grease.