With marbles like those, who needs brains? Apparently anyone who would edit Darwin’s The Descent of Man to formulate the conclusion that the man who first taught us of our natural ancestry is somehow connected to the Holocaust.

Click here to read why Ben Stein should get out of the science class and go back to being Ferris Bueller’s economics teacher.

Born from the “It’s not going to affect me in my lifetime…” attitude, the people running our nation have come to believe the world is ours to reap, and so our health continues to be exploited as that of our environment worsens.

Click here to see how obvious it is that this nation of squeaky wheels has run out of grease.

It seems that George Bush’s “cowboy politics” might’ve worn off a bit onto the presidential candidate as she is already spitting threats at Iran in defense of Israel. Could it be a defense mechanism as she feels the need to prove her strength to a portion of the world where women are considered a sub-class? Is she trying to lure the Republican crossover voters away from Obama and to her side?

Click here to read why Hillary should think about not giving so much attention to those who’ll fight to get it .

…our fearless leader continues to sniff out ways by which he can crush the middle-class in America. Without understanding the connection between NAFTA, CAFTA, and the ruin it plays on people living in the western hemisphere, the ultra-patriotic dolt who once said “If this were a dictatorship, it would be a heck of a lot easier…” is hard at work putting his post-presidential affairs into order. The “owner” of America never did pay heed to the beggings of the American populace as he would blatantly push forth his corporatist agenda, and backed by voices in his head that he could only attribute to what must’ve been the Judeo-Christian God, his child-like thought processes have him happilly exploiting some of the world’s poorest people.

Click here to read why the president is in serious need of a synaptic-cleft tweak.

Though once applauded for allowing democracy to take root, the Palestinians immediately fell back onto Bush’s blacklist when the vote didn’t go his way. And though his efforts were undoubtedly futile, perhaps we should thank Jimmy Carter for thinking outside of the box that the Bush Administration would love to pack us all into, tape up, and have shipped out. Most progressively minded Americans have been asking for a new angle on how we treat foreign nations for years - one that is based on diplomacy. Instead, we’ve been shut up by the new dictators, who refuse to stop using “Americans” in their dialog to express their personal feelings, and decisions based off of their own global ignorance.

Really now, what can we expect from an administration led by a man who doesn’t understand the meaning of “sovereign”, and puts food on his family?

Click here to read why Condi and her puppet-masters still suck.

Is it a deep-seated love for others that drives peace-making intervention, or is it sparked by the hatred of war? Could it be the self-motivated desire to accomplish, or could it be a selfish act to gain notoriety? Could it be a sub-conscious plunge to fulfill a great dream, or might it be just another attempt at protecting safe passage into the Holy Land? Whatever the reasoning, it appears that some men will just never learn that trying to broker peace-deals in the Middle East is like trying to stop a cockroach infestation with Chinese Miracle Chalk.

Click here to read why Jimmy Carter, the great humanitarian, should put the remnants of his precious energy back into building homes for those without shelter.

Airline Pilots, Dennis Kucinich, and even the probed can’t convince Stephen Hawking that there is extra-terrestrial life cruising our skies and peeking into our lives. Though it seems extremely possible that out of what could be a googolplex of solar systems therein floats a planet the same distance to its yellow-dwarf-sun as we are to ours. That, along with similarities in chemistry could very well produce life, even if in its most primitive form. Though it’s highly unlikely we are being rectally examined by plants.

Click here to read Stephen Hawking’s latest assessment on the state of the neighborhood.

What do McDonald’s and earthworms have in common? More than you’d think. Both are not only responsible for the production of brown muck, but the folks at the McDonald’s Headquarters in Oak Brook, Illinois are being educated on the slimy creatures that also enjoy snacking on a Big Mac.

Click here to read all about the little waste recyclers, and how they’re saving the planet.

Though the memorization of vowels may be one of our first tasks when studying the English language, it wasn’t always that way. And it’s not just because Neanderthals were extinct tens of thousands of years prior to the existence of the language.

Click here to learn why we no longer need to wonder y.

Though consistently claiming he is not a “carbon copy” of George W. Bush, John McCain proves to be closer to picking up and running with the fumbled Bush agenda. More war, more focus on foreign affairs, more tax cuts, and more corporatism.

Click here to read why John McCain should just stay home sucking on his feet.