We know who the “great mother” was, and we know that her kids went roaming away from home. What we don’t know is why we found them looking all so strangely different. Scientists are now reporting what seems to be the obvious.

Click here to read why roaming Stone-Agers gathered no moss.

Albert Hoffman, the creator of LSD, died on Tuesday at the age of 102. It’s apparent that the acid in his batteries kept him going and going and going.

Click here to read about the man responsible for causing uncontrollable laughter over things like a stucco ceiling, and tree bark.

Some may come but only those that cannot adapt will go. For the creatures new to this planet only time will tell if their adaptations are advantageous… Say that ten times fast.

Click here to read about the new “meek” and their quest to inherit the Earth.

Since we have a president who can’t speak, why not allow him to choose a Defense Secretary who can’t count? Robert Gates showed off his math skills today when he proclaimed that adding a warship to the Gulf does not equate to an escalation in force.

Click here To see why we should enact “No Defense Secretary Left Behind”.

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George Bush and friends keep telling us that we can “win”. They tell us nearly every day that we’re fighting Al Qaeda while the generals leading the war in the gulf tell us that over 90% of those we’re fighting are ordinary citizens who have armed themselves in an attempt at trying to expel the western invaders. Sure, this is old news, but John McCain who follows suit in his support to extend the war effort is actually getting alot of support.

Click here to read why all Bush and John McCain supporters should be classified as “terrorists” since they promote the unnecessary killing of our soldiers.

With a new breeze in her sails, it appears Hillary Clinton has not only gained ground on what appeared to be a lost race for the Democratic nominee, but has now passed Barack Obama in their race toward the finish line.

Click here to read why the nation seems to be forgetting she’s dragging behind her a barge-full of anti-Clintonian talking points that could help sink her ship if racing against McCain.

If George W. Bush had a brain he’d take it out and play with it. Aside from that, all is not well in the middle-east nation we gravitated toward after 9-11. If we’re “making progress” in Iraq, which the majority of military leaders there say we’re not, we certainly aren’t winning the War On Terror in Afghanistan.

Click here to read why those voices you hear are coming from inside the house.
 

If one day to god is eleven million years to us, I’m afraid I have some bad news. That invisible sky captain is not helping you score goals, nor will it ever care to do anything to stop the genocide in Darfur.

Click here to read why those voices you hear are coming from inside the house.

PETA and pro-life advocates may join hands today when they learn of this - another successful experiment using embryonic stem cells on mice.

Click here to read why the recent news of our lifetime expectancy drop may need to be trashed to the same bin your social security benefits are going.

Felipe Calderon is making a visit to the U.S. this week, and many in his nation believe it’s to sell the Mexican owned oil company, Pemex. Apparently we don’t need an alternative fuel source, just leaders to bargain away the natural resources they’re all so lucky to have private investments in.

Click here to see why the only borders Bush is concerned with protecting are those on the NAFTA documents.